Neighbors

Dear Internet World,

Marjorie and I recently moved into a new apartment complex and have been hearing some suspicious sounds, and have noticed some unusual behaviors coming from our neighbors. Thank goodness for the internet as I now know how to take appropriate steps to deal with a potentially crazy neighbor.

However, this internet study is a little concerning, as Step Number One instructs me to do the following:

"If your neighbor does impolite gestures or yells comments at you, do not yell or gesture back. Turn your back to them or better yet, turn your back, bend over and slap your butt."

I don't know the last time I bent over, so maybe this applies to a younger generation.

Love,

Gladys