Dr. Dye Job

Dear Internet World,

I can only think of one thing worse than listening to Dr. Laura Schlessinger:

Working out with her.

I've reached an age where fake hair, fake advice and spandex tops just aren't appropriate. And so has she for that matter! Dr. Laura makes me want to load up on Fibercil and take a dump on her lawn. I know, I know, I'm a lady. An old one, for that matter. But sometimes, one lady makes another lady want to take a dump on said lady's lawn.

Love,

Gladys