Honey Do

Dear Gladys,

The nurses here are very accommodating. I miss you. Please make sure to water the ficus. Also, the potted fern on the back step needs some tender loving care. Make sure to rotate the cactus that Ruthie sent, though I am sure you have already taken care of that. Also, don't forget to water the peace lilies, the spider plants, my fantastic Chinese Evergreen, the jade and my lucky bamboo. Thanks dear, you're a doll.

In other news, I am sad to hear that UPS has not delivered my package to you yet. The postal service is just not what it used to be. I'll send a letter to inquire.

Well, it's time to turn over. Here's a picture of my roommate. Handsome, isn't he?

Love you,
Marjorie

Neighbors

Dear Internet World,

Marjorie and I recently moved into a new apartment complex and have been hearing some suspicious sounds, and have noticed some unusual behaviors coming from our neighbors. Thank goodness for the internet as I now know how to take appropriate steps to deal with a potentially crazy neighbor.

However, this internet study is a little concerning, as Step Number One instructs me to do the following:

"If your neighbor does impolite gestures or yells comments at you, do not yell or gesture back. Turn your back to them or better yet, turn your back, bend over and slap your butt."

I don't know the last time I bent over, so maybe this applies to a younger generation.

Love,

Gladys

Dancing Gerbils

Dear Internet World,

Marjorie and I just spent 30 minutes watching this.

Thank you internet creators.

Love,

Gladys

Dr. Dye Job

Dear Internet World,

I can only think of one thing worse than listening to Dr. Laura Schlessinger:

Working out with her.

I've reached an age where fake hair, fake advice and spandex tops just aren't appropriate. And so has she for that matter! Dr. Laura makes me want to load up on Fibercil and take a dump on her lawn. I know, I know, I'm a lady. An old one, for that matter. But sometimes, one lady makes another lady want to take a dump on said lady's lawn.

Love,

Gladys

Fat Dogs

Dear Internet World,

Have you ever heard of a Google Image Search? Fascinating.

I just image searched "Fat Dogs." Depressing.

Love,

Gladys

Tea with Cats

Dear Internet World,

I'm always telling Marjorie how much I miss our cats. We used to have 7, but most of them died (RIP furry friends) or got pregnant and disappeared to have homeless babies and live a desperate, homeless existence. I had a cousin once who chose that path, but that's a whole other story. So, I've come to terms with it. Cats will be cats.

... and then in my morning web search, I came across an article about a Cat Cafe in Tokyo. Have you heard of such a thing? Tea and cats? For about $8 an hour you can come in, play with cats, watch some Anime (I'm assuming). Marjorie and I are researching flight plans. I can't think of a more purrrfect excuse to visit Japan. I did know a woman once who met her husband in Japan. But she was a floozy.

Love,

Gladys

Welcome!

Our very first video blog! We hope our grandkids and friends enjoy. Although we're pretty sure our friends don't even know how to turn on the TV.